Welcome back friends, As we bid adieu to our inaugural "Complaint Week," I hope your gripes have been aired, your grievances voiced, and your spirits lifted by the communal holiday. From weather woes to Coach Prime's lack of respect for the game, we've covered

Welcome back friends, I would say something comforting about the cooler weather, but then again, who am I to stand in the way of a good seasonal grumble? Life would be meaningless if we didn't complain. With that being said-   Introducing "Complaint Week": a brand-new holiday

Welcome back friends, Cheers to another week, another edition, and another fresh batch of alien evidence. Those little guys look wild. Whether they are human or not, some cross pollination obviously happened at some point because it finally brings some clarity as to why Kyler Murray look like that. Thanks

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Welcome back friends, Hope everyone is resting easy this week. Week 0 brought plenty to chat about before we get into it. DJT got booked and fired off a tweet. Politics aside, I think we can all agree that the World Wide Web is a much more hilarious place when

Welcome back friends, I hope everyone's staying cool this week. The only things hotter than this weather is Nell's living room sauna and this line up I have for you today. Roughly 2 weeks into ownership I have to say this is by far my greatest

Welcome back friends, I think instead of writing an intro recapping the previous 7 days, I'll just jump us down to tweet #5 to get us up to speed. 5. So let me get this straight Wander Franco is a pedophile The airplane chick is a solid 8.

Welcome back friends, In a surprising turn of events, it seems the world decided to take a collective pause, as it's been an incredibly quiet week. I have been digging deep trying to find at least one interesting development that has taken place in the past seven days

Welcome back friends, Ahhh yes, we've made it another Wednesday. I hope everyone's week is getting on nice, except you Boy McGuyerton. That guy STINKS. On a better note, I wanted to take a moment to recognize the arrival of a new subscriber (see below), The

Welcome back friends, Once again, an eventful week has transpired since we last talked. Father Elon has again tried to throw a wrench in what we have going on here. Many have reached out to me for comment on the matter so I want to take second to clear a